Buy the Grief™
Catharsis in cotton. Designs that scream quietly into the algorithm. Wear your resentment.
Shop the Collapse
"WTF ARE BOOTSTRAPS?" Tee
$24.99
For when your parents tell you to pull yourself up by something that doesn't exist. 100% cotton, 0% hope.
"Fiscal Necromancy Dept." Hoodie
$39.99
Resurrect your financial future with this premium hoodie. Wear it while explaining to your parents why you can't afford a house.
"Housing Crisis '78 Tour" Long Sleeve
$32.99
Featuring tour dates when Boomers bought houses for the price of an iPhone. Distressed print, like your bank account.
"Boomerposting Veteran" Hat
$22.99
For those who've survived countless Facebook minion memes and 'back in my day' lectures. Adjustable, unlike the housing market.
"Millennial Starter Pack" Sticker Set
$12.99
Includes: Avocado toast, student debt, anxiety, and a tiny house you'll never afford. Stick them on your laptop to remind yourself why you're always tired.
"Inheritance Waiting Room" Mug
$16.99
Perfect for sipping coffee while checking if your parents updated their will. Dishwasher safe, unlike your retirement plans.
We're not trying to fix the system — we're just here to dress up the end times and sell you a hoodie about it.