Extinction Alerts™

Like a newsletter, but with less hope and more memes.

What You'll Get

  • Bi-weekly updates on Boomer demographic shifts
  • Fresh memes about the housing crisis
  • Exclusive merch drops and discount codes
  • Coping mechanisms for generational despair
  • Occasional screaming into the void

We'll only email you about significant demographic shifts and new inheritance opportunities. Your data is safe with us, unlike your retirement prospects.