Extinction Alerts™
Like a newsletter, but with less hope and more memes.
What You'll Get
- →Bi-weekly updates on Boomer demographic shifts
- →Fresh memes about the housing crisis
- →Exclusive merch drops and discount codes
- →Coping mechanisms for generational despair
- →Occasional screaming into the void
We'll only email you about significant demographic shifts and new inheritance opportunities. Your data is safe with us, unlike your retirement prospects.